Scenario Bizarro
1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
I'll curse "FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK" in my head and get the shit outta the bathroom while simultaneously shouting for help.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
I'll belt it out loud and proud while waltzing across any available space glamorously :D
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
What are you? An epic phailure at life? Take your pickup line and shove it up your ass please thanks while i carry out a PROPER conversation with him ;p
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Mope. Then spam the band's music on headphones while giving them the DEATH GLARE xD
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
HAHAHA you mean, like the time when i fell down the stairs in lecture? Why, LAUGH OUT LOUD OF COURSE...
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Ace the homework in 5 minutes, obviously ;D
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Smile and speak while turning my head in some contorted angle, hoping that will freak the person out enough to stop talking to me. Well, if its my close friends, they wouldn't mind, would they? ;p
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
Oh this is a tough one. But i'll quickly point out that i DON'T go to a gym and probably never will for the rest of my life so this isn't something i'll have to worry abt.
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
LOL purge the result and never speak of it again. xD
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Aiyo, people give you present then just accept larh. Lousy gift is better than no gift so i'll still have a geniune smile :D
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
I'll think of weird and wacky way i can put the gift to use. For realz larh ok D:
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
I'll be snoring in my sleep while looking hideously unglam so i doubt i'll be able to have an reaction. If hot guy in question is still staring when i wake up, i'll think SHIT DID I JUST LEAVE A METRE LONG TRAIL OF DROOL ALL OVER THE BUS?!?!
My gosh im damn bored and i can't sleep and i'm as HIGH AS A KITEZZZZZZZZZZZ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTZZZZZZZ xD
I'll curse "FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK" in my head and get the shit outta the bathroom while simultaneously shouting for help.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
I'll belt it out loud and proud while waltzing across any available space glamorously :D
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
What are you? An epic phailure at life? Take your pickup line and shove it up your ass please thanks while i carry out a PROPER conversation with him ;p
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Mope. Then spam the band's music on headphones while giving them the DEATH GLARE xD
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
HAHAHA you mean, like the time when i fell down the stairs in lecture? Why, LAUGH OUT LOUD OF COURSE...
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Ace the homework in 5 minutes, obviously ;D
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Smile and speak while turning my head in some contorted angle, hoping that will freak the person out enough to stop talking to me. Well, if its my close friends, they wouldn't mind, would they? ;p
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
Oh this is a tough one. But i'll quickly point out that i DON'T go to a gym and probably never will for the rest of my life so this isn't something i'll have to worry abt.
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
LOL purge the result and never speak of it again. xD
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Aiyo, people give you present then just accept larh. Lousy gift is better than no gift so i'll still have a geniune smile :D
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
I'll think of weird and wacky way i can put the gift to use. For realz larh ok D:
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
I'll be snoring in my sleep while looking hideously unglam so i doubt i'll be able to have an reaction. If hot guy in question is still staring when i wake up, i'll think SHIT DID I JUST LEAVE A METRE LONG TRAIL OF DROOL ALL OVER THE BUS?!?!
My gosh im damn bored and i can't sleep and i'm as HIGH AS A KITEZZZZZZZZZZZ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTZZZZZZZ xD






